"A fat husband is a sign of a failing wife. If your husband looks like a heavyweight primate, then you are a failure and you need to style up before it’s too late."

"WE WANT MONEY: Lots of it. Many women are afraid of articulating this fact loud and clear for fear of being branded a ‘gold-digger’. Not me. Women love money. Women adore money. Women are turned on by money."

"Why do women feel something 'negative' when one of their own are being successful? Is this something natural and in-built? Why do women hate themselves? Be it politics, arts, business, academics ... everywhere! Why??"

"There are things women do that make men outrightly write them off. Look, woman, you are not ‘wife material’ if, when I take you to my rural home and ask you to help my mum milk her cows, all you do is start taking selfies with the animal and then dash to Twitter to post hashtags ... My friend, you are not ‘wife material’ but a big joker!"

"Women who push men into marriage ... ladies, do you have to corner him to make him marry you? He becomes forcefully married, rather than faithfully married. Wow!"

"The ideal wife wakes up early, prepares a bath for her husband, even if not literally, but makes sure she is the one who tells him the bath is ready. While he is in the bathroom, she lays out his ironed clothes for him. She ensures that they have breakfast together and when he leaves home for work [and] he leaves a happy man."